Because i’m a man-child and can’t let things go, i took to wondering if i could make Big Shiny Tunes 6 a more listenable experience on par with BST 5. So i invested some time in mixing up the sequencing and even replacing some songs. I decided to give myself some ground rules however:

  • It had to have singles released in 2001 (preferably before BST 6 released on 11/13/01)
  • I couldn’t delete more than half the songs otherwise it would not be BST 6 (work with what i had)
  • Any Songs i did delete would have to come from the same artist
  • It had to have no less than 17 tracks as that was the minimum for previous releases

The results are quite interesting actually, here is what i came up with (* denotes a replacement):

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Guilty Pleasures


nope, not even i sink that low


Come on guys, we all have em. Those guilty pleasures that we are so ashamed of loving that we vehemently deny even knowing they exist much less liking. While they aren’t solely contained to music, it’s arguably the easiest thing for people to love but quickly broom under the carpet by simply not letting anyone but you peruse your musical play lists.

Well, i’m through hiding and being a closet lover of these songs. I’m coming out so to speak. So without further ado in no particular order here are some of my Guilty Filthy Pleasures:

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I feel kinda bad for talking so lowly of Godzilla 2014, after all it’s not Big G’s fault that the producers weren’t interested in him enough to make the movie about him. So lets put that behind us, lets look at at a good Godzilla movie, and there’s plenty to be found. Also if 2014 gets people interested enough to watch some of his older movies who normally wouldn’t be interested then i say amen to that.



In this follow up to Godzilla against Mechagodzilla Big G comes back to Tokyo for some payback, and he’s using a big spade to dig the hole …. …. ….




None of this bullshit 7 minutes of screen time for Big G to stomp around, no uninteresting side shows, and none of this making the guy on the poster a supporting character crap. Godzilla makes his big appearance 1/2 hour into the movie and the destruction doesn’t stop for almost an hour. Big G is on screen for close to half of that, and in that we get explosions and kaiju action galore.

A welcome addition to Mecha G and Godzilla throwing down has Mothra and her children aiding the Japanese military in dealing with the chaos. Particularly interesting is how it shares continuity with her original appearance 1961’s Mothra and piques my interest in wanting to watch her own trilogy.

While the obligatory human characters are present and can be a chore to sit through, thankfully the various subplots are sidelined almost completely the moment Godzilla makes land fall. They also have the benefit of having their motivations connected directly to the problem at hand. The subplot of the Grandpa and Grandchild calling up Mothra to help isn’t given more screen time than it needs and directly affects the larger action, as does the Mecha G’s conflicted mechanic’s actions (as he goes out to repair the damaged robot).

The SFX are comprised of some cheesy CGI and even cheesier men in rubber suits stomping around cardboard buildings. While this might not be acceptable for some, i personally find it truer to the character and tone of the franchise. What really stands out here are the explosions, some of which are really quite large and glorious. Add to this the best Godzilla, Mechagodzilla, and Mothra costumes and effects and you got a recipe for greatness.



I will admit that i was a bit disappointed that they replaced Akane Yashiro with a douchier pilot for Mecha G. I actually found her involvement in the previous film to give it a lot of heart, and its a shame that her character wasn’t involved more in this production (which is a bizarre choice actually).

The only other thing i can mention is that the cheesy nature of the movie might not sit well with some audiences who are looking for something similar to Godzilla 2014‘s serious tone. I myself don’t have this issue, but it must be said that these types of movies aren’t going to satisfy everyone’s tastes.



Godzilla Tokyo SOS delivers the goods. Its got destruction and giant monsters fighting each other galore, and is head and shoulders better than either of the American productions that Big G has received. So pick it up as well as it’s predecessor Godzilla against Mechagodzilla to see what i think a great Godzilla movie should be.


4 starsOUT OF FIVE




There’s a lot of movies named Godzilla…

You got Godzilla 2014, Godzilla 2000, Godzilla 1998, Godzilla 1984, and finally Godzilla. There are some cheats in there 84 and 2000 but you get the point.

As i said earlier this was the first Godzilla movie i watched, and i loved it as a kid. It’s funny how some movies are treated as you age (and this brings up an interesting point); it seems there is a prevailing attitude that a piece of media (music, movies, video games) is either the greatest thing ever made, or its a rancid piece of shit.

Take this movie or The Phantom Menace for examples, anytime i’ve heard this movie discussed it’s always called terribad, a shitty movie, or not even a real Godzilla movie. I admit these were my expectations going in, so its to my delight that the movie isn’t as bad as everyone says it is. But let us get on to it.



A giant lizard decides it wants to take a bite outta the Big Apple, explosions ensue.



You know what? I’m going to be totally honest and say i was more satisfied with this movie than i was with Godzilla 2014. The main reason for that is that Godzilla (or Zilla as he’s come to be known) is actually the star of the movie. Who would think that if you made a movie titled Godzilla and actually made it about Godzilla, a satisfying Godzilla movie would be the result. While i do have some caveats about the creature’s characterisation (which is why i don’t call him Big G here), over all his actions actually drive the plot and advance the story.

While it is an unfortunate necessity that time has to be spent involving various characters, the ones here in Godzilla aren’t as dreadfully boring and nondescript as the ones in 2014. Jean Reno’s french secret service agent is the stand out, with some funny scenes and interesting motivations he makes me wish that the movie had been more about him and his team, and Matthew Broderick plays his scientist with all of the nice guy characterisation that makes him so likable in the first place. It also helps that the characters find themselves at the center of interesting events, and seeing the action through their eyes brings me closer to what i want to see. This highlights the most serious problem with Godzilla 2014 as nurse whatever her name and whatever her son’s name are shown running away or hiding from the events i want to see.

Lastly if you’re in for some destruction there’s plenty to be had here, Emmerich was the king at making Michael Bay’esque movies before Bay was a household name (or derogatory remark). Here he offers up destruction that while on a smaller scale than his Independence Day is still no less satisfying.



The biggest flaw that the movie has is with Godzilla himself. Indeed there’s a reason why he is now known as Zilla instead of Godzilla, and frankly i agree there is very little God in the creature we have on display here. He’s smaller for one, doesn’t breath fire, is actually hurt by the military’s weapons (which is down right heresy), and looks like shit. The last point is especially crucial as although he has Big G’s trademark spines, he looks like a mash up of a Tyrannosaur and an Iguana. While the design is more realistic (i suppose) the result is the same as if Jason was sporting a Mohawk and 3 piece suit in a new Friday the 13th movie. It just wouldn’t work, and it doesn’t here.

One subplot i could do without is Broderick’s ditsy and annoying ex girlfriend trying to get ahead in her career by fucking him over. Another much maligned one is the inclusion of Zilla’s eggs hatching. While the latter does let Jean Reno stretch his legs it still really really weighs the middle part of the movie down. It seems included for the express reason of cashing in on the Velociraptor’s success in “Jurassic Park” and its sequel. Cutting both of these plot lines out would have reduced the running time substantially (which is a good thing as the movie feels bloated at 2 hours and 16 minutes), and would have aided in making the movie tremendously better.

Lastly the SFX while state of the art (even using some traditional effects) have not aged well. Zilla looks like he was cut and pasted into many of his shots, and the helicopter chase sequence looks like it was shot on a toy train set.



While it is almost a Godzilla movie in name only, Godzilla 1998 at least focuses on the main attraction. As a result Zilla doesn’t feel like a supporting character in his own damn movie, coupled with some semi interesting human characters results in a movie that i’m quite honestly more satisfied with than Big G’s most recent outing.

It’s no masterpiece for sure, but its flaws don’t make it the piece of dog shit that everyone calls it.


3 stars


Want another reason why this movie is a better Godzilla movie that the 2014? The following videos are compilations of all of Godzilla’s scenes. Zilla is in his movie almost twice as long as Godzilla is in 2014… Twice as much as a movie that is named God.Fucking.Zilla

It astounds me why the former has such a good reputation, and it should be no surprise anymore why i like this over the other. I hope that the next movies actually have Big G take center stage and have more screen time.


Star Wars: The Phantom Menace




Alright, now we’re getting serious here.

This film stands as one of more memorable movie experiences of my life, as the opening night of the film also coincided with the grand opening of the phase 4 expansion of West Edmonton Mall. When the Silver City theatre opened it was a true marvel at the time (the dragon show and the over all decor being unseen in theatres in Edmonton at the time). Not to mention that we were all excited just to see a new Star Wars movie.

I’ve held onto the wonder that the film made me feel. It really did come as a bit of a surprise during my early days of internet surfing that a film that i thought was pretty good, was actually considered an abomination in the eyes of seemingly every other person on planet earth.



yes believe it or not there is a lot of good things to say about The Phantom Menace. The most obvious being its wonderful visual design; as i mentioned earlier Star Wars has always lent more to the side of Fantasy then to Science Fiction and the trend continues here. Upon the planet Naboo, we get a lot of Renaissance inspired architecture and costume design. Queen Amidala’s memorable and eye catching hair/makeup are the most blatant examples of this. The use of colour is once again emphasized with the film displaying a more varied pallet then we have seen in the previous films.

The greatest triumph in terms of visual impact of the film however will have to go to the presentation of Darth Maul. Everything about him is designed so he can be both a physical and spiritual menace to the Jedi. I can imagine that my feeling of awe when the huge doors leading to the space dock open to reveal him just standing there and waiting, is the same feeling people felt when Darth Vader took his first steps upon the captured rebel ship. Its an absolute shame and disappointment that they kill him off here as he remains the biggest draw to this film.

John Williams, who has produced some of the most memorable melodies in film score oeuvre has not failed in adding yet more additions to his already impressive body of work. The most obvious of these triumphs is the “Duel of Fates”, its driving strings and pounding choir serving to sear it into anyone’s auditory memory on first listen, however i would also mention that “Anakin’s Theme” is an absolute wonderful statement that beneath the young boy’s youth and potential is a sinister future.

The special effects of this film displayed at the time the absolute cutting edge of what was possible. Using a combination of traditional models and CGI Lucas can finally explore areas in a sense of scale that he was never able to in the past. From the soaring city scape of Coruscant to the blistering speed and danger of the pod racers, the film doesn’t lack in any sort of way for effects and trickery.



When we get straight down to the nitty gritty about this film, its biggest problem is that it really doesn’t have a very memorable or driving story behind it. I wrote a log line for the film in my rebuttal pages i will re-use that here:

Due to some trade route taxation disputes the galaxies trade federation has moved to blockade the planet of naboo. Although this is just a ploy as they are really being used as pawns for Darth Sidous to get the current chancellor out of power so he can begin the chain of events that will lead to the creation of the galactic republic.

Ya… That really is a sum up of what is happening in the film. It doesn’t really describe the more interesting details (Anakin being found for the most part) it really wouldn’t matter as it wouldn’t help the fact that the story is still just simple and dull at its very core.

The characters also suffer from being mostly forgettable, apart from Anakin, Darth Maul and Qui-Gon no one really leaves very much of an impression… … …

With the exception of Jar Jar Binks that is. I suppose this is a can of worms that i will have to elaborate on, if i’m going to expect that people will take this as a serious critique.

Jar Jar’s inclusion is because something wonderful and terrible happened to Lucas; this being he got kids of his own and probably when this film was made, those kids had fathered grand kids. In my post script to ROTJ i said kids will watch anything and the biggest example of this is Jar Jar. A child that is 4-5 years old will eat up anything he does because his clumsiness and funny sounding voice is just that, funny to them. Unfortunately its left to us as adults to put up with him, and he is awful to watch because there is just such a huge gap between what the different audiences want out of characters. My personal experience with Jar Jar is i was still a kid (i was 12 years old at the time) when i saw the film the first time, so i did laugh at some of the things he did (i would say when he shocks his face numb with Anakin’s pod racer is probably the funniest thing he does in the movie, as its the most unforced out of all of the gags). As i got older i do see him for the nuisance that he is for most people, however the scorn i feel is exponentially less (were talking in to the powers of tenth here) then seemingly most people. To close this up i do agree that he is one of the films biggest sores but it really depends on who you talk to in regards to this.

Although the special effects were great and most of them have aged quite well, Lucas experimented with some things that perhaps most audiences were not willing to accept fully. These being the complete CGI renderings of some of the characters, these being most prominently Jar Jar, Watto, and the droids that make up the trade federation’s army. These have not aged well at all, and stick out like sore thumbs when surrounded by everyone/everything else being breathing and real. It is unfortunate for the series that he would take this ball and run with it for the next movie, but that is for another review.

There are more things to pick apart with this film (Anakin being too young, Obi-Wan being uninteresting), but in hopes that i can keep this a manageable size i will just conclude with saying that the acting in this film is pretty terrible in some parts, in fact when the bad acting does become apparent it is absolutely awful to watch. Jake Lloyd is the worst offender as the little guy just doesn’t have anything in him worth watching. In fact had they cast a better actor i think that would have went to great lengths to help ease the Anakin being too young problem that the film has. He is down right terrible in every scene. Natalie Portman doesn’t come out looking very good either, the worst scene would have to be when she talks to Boss Nass as she could literally be replaced with a plank of wood with some eyes glued on and we as an audience wouldn’t know the difference. Thank God that she blossomed into the actress she is now (if you haven’t i suggest you watch Black Swan as it is her best performance to date).



The duel presented in The Phantom Menace is i would say a highlight of the entire series. Visually it is very much a break through in terms of its complicated choreography and varied settings.

i wrote an extensive break down of the duel in my rebuttal pages that i’m quite happy of. I will repost that here and i will include some of the lead in from the rebuttal. It will be all in Italics so if you don’t want to read it just scroll to where it stops. Oh and if the Italics make the whole thing sound a little snotty: loosen up, you’ll live longer.

Here i’m gonna do an actual break down of the duel just for this guy as he obviously needs some help with these things, and i feel like geeking out some more. Anyone reading this can just skip ahead if they want to. I’m not a martial artist by any sense of the word, give me a sword and I would be hopelessly clumsy with the thing. But i’ve watched many an onscreen fight, choreographed by people who know their shit, and i keep one thing in mind whenever i watch one. Something Bruce Lee stressed: the importance of space between you and whom your fighting.


The Duel Starts:


So Darth Maul makes one of the best onscreen entrances put to film, seriously when the door opens and you hear the opening notes of John Williams epic “The Duel of Fates” you know shit is about to get real. He’s immediately at a disadvantage here as the space is open and he’s fighting against two highly trained adversaries. They can attack him from anywhere, so he is going to have to be on the defensive most of the time, pick his shots carefully, and tire the attackers out. So unlike in the first clash with Qui Gon in the desert he makes sure to fight with as much safety to himself as possible, so out comes the second side on his weapon to make it a “light staff”. Awesome by the way. He may have scoped out the palace in preparation for this as he immediately attacks and starts to move towards the large doors that lead to the reactor room. He’s aggressive but remembers to keep his head and remembers that there are two of them at all times.


The Duel moves into the reactor room:


So he opens the door to the reactor and starts to back in through the door he stays on the defensive but they can now only approach him from the front so he is in control of the space here. He starts to move into the open reactor room but quickly runs out of room to move, as the platforms are narrow. He knows better than to fight with his back against the wall so he jumps to the narrow bridges between the plasma columns. This is advantageous to him as well, as again they can both only attack him clumsily from the front; as the bridge is narrow or one of them can jump behind him.


The duel moves out of the reactor room:


so the nature of the space allows him to take a risk and kick obi wan off of the bridge to separate them. He does this and now he only has to worry about one attacker coming from one possible direction. This is what he was aiming for in the first place. Now Maul is at the advantage. But Qui Gon does something he doesn’t expect and backhands him hard enough to send him off of the bridge too. Qui Gon goes on the offensive and Maul gives him ground, perhaps in hopes of tiring him out. Obi Wan tries to catch up but he is far behind. So they reach a corridor but become separated by some laser walls. Why they are there is anybodies guess. So they wait it out, Maul paces while Qui Gon meditates and rests up giving credence to my assumption on Maul wanting to tire him out.


Qui Gon Dies:


Qui Gon starts this phase rested and comes out swinging but Maul, cornered in a small room with a giant whole in the floor as his only exit knows he has run out of time. He has to even the odds as quickly as possible or he will die. So after Qui Gon’s attacks fail again to break his tenacious defense Maul takes to the offensive and starts pushing Qui Gon back limiting his attacker’s space for the first time in the duel. Qui Gon wants to keep attacking and doesn’t give ground as quickly as Maul did, all so he can get a hit in there now and then. As a result this allows Maul to get right up in Qui Gon’s grill. Qui Gon does an over head swing not realizing that because Maul is so close its unsafe to do this in case he counters. Maul does counter; with an unexpected move and gives Qui Gon a hard hit in the head with the hilt of his weapon that stuns him long enough for the killing blow to be delivered. Liam Neeson actually comments on this in Kingdom of Heaven when after almost killing his opponent with the hand guard of his sword he states: “the blade isn’t the only part of a sword”. Wise words, and Qui Gon forgot this and paid the price.


Obi Wan attacks:


Obi Wan is angry and he’s out for blood. Maul knows this and takes him seriously. When Obi Wan attacks as fast as he can he keeps up and tests Maul’s defence. Obi Wan knows he can’t fight against two blades at this pace forever and remembering how his master died he does two things, and shows himself to be a thoughtful and skilled opponent. First he slices through Maul’s hilt and evens the playing field between the two, now maul can only attack and defend the same way obi wan can. Obi Wan is also careful to stay in the entrance to the room where he has more space to attack and defend from. His anger though despite his skill makes him take a few chances, neither of which pay off. First he kicks Maul to the ground then jumps behind him in an attempt to deliver the killing blow Maul quickly runs away to the entrance and waits for obi wan to attack. Which he does, after displaying a good chin and weathering a nasty kick to the face, he tries to over power Maul with some brute strength. This does not work out. Maul is physically stronger than obi wan and pushes his way out of Obi Wan’s trap, then as he is not as angry as obi wan and as a result is more focused; Force Pushes obi wan and sends him flying into the hole in the center of the room. Maul wins the duel and proves that he is a better fighter than two Jedi combined, as he exercised self control and discipline. Unlike either of his opponents who frankly should know better as they are Jedi.


Darth Maul Dies:


Cracked did a great little article about this its funny i will link it for you

Yes they bring up a good point but i can offer the explanation that the writer of that article asks for. In a display of arrogance Darth Maul doesn’t take the time to finish Obi Wan off and just waits for him to loose his grip and fall to his death. He looses his self control and as a result he neglects the light sabre at Qui Gon’s side. The fact that obi wan may be able to use it also leaves him. To illustrate this look at the way he saunters up and kicks Obi Wan’s sword into the pit, this guy is on top of the world here and he knows it. Much to the surprise of Darth Maul, Obi Wan Collects himself jumps out of the pit uses the force to get Qui gon’s weapon and slices his opponent in two. Much like Anakin’s arrogance and hubris would cost him his duel with Obi Wan in episode 3 here Darth Maul’s arrogance costs him his life.

There is despite what that 90 minute review says a lot of things riding on the outcome of this duel. Namely that Obi-Wan will be the one to train Anakin in the years to come. That is a pretty serious outcome to the life of Obi-Wan which in turn has an effect upon the story as a whole. What the duel lacks is a dominating sense of good against evil (despite Darth Maul’s physical appearance) that the best duels had in the original trilogy. Is that a shame? Perhaps, but then again i will always say that all of the duels had different goals in terms of presented metaphors or story beats, and this one is no different (its just not what the creator of that review wants, and to that i say too fucking bad).



I believe that this film is not an abomination, no matter how shrill the voices of decent are. A lot of that has to do with how i experienced the series as a whole and honestly i’m quite grateful for it, its allowed me not to take things so personally when the creators of the things i love take them in different directions (the biggest example is what happened to Star Trek but again that is a whole other can of worms).

The film itself is a pretty hum-drum experience overall, and its fantastic visual design cannot prop up a story that is only just the opening act to a new trilogy. That being said i do return to this film much more than A New Hope and honestly i do indeed like it better than the opening of the original trilogy.


*** Out of Five Stars


Jim Sterling defended the film on his Movie Defence Force segment on the escapist, while i do not agree with his view on Lucas or his defense of the hatred spilled towards him and his movies, people who share Jim’s point of view may agree with him more than me. Also Movie Bob did a review that i agree is quite fair in his Escape to the Movies segment on the escapist as well (hell he basically likes and dislikes everything that i do). I do indeed suggest that if you don’t agree with the points that i make perhaps listen to the ones they do. As there are indeed plenty of worse movies out there than this one.

Also the biggest problem i have with the fandom of these films that has effectively alienated me from their ranks with their aggressive and violent attitude towards these films as well as to George Lucas (who has done absolutely nothing to deserve the hatred and bile flung at him) is the fact that whenever a new Star Wars anything comes up they buy it up in droves. All of the prequels made tons of money, all of the DVD’s of those films made tons of money (i’m sorry i can’t cite a source but i’m positive just about everyone on this continent has that box set sitting on their shelf and that was released after it was apperent that the francise is awful and had destroyed countless childhoods), Video Games made after the fall out of the prequels made tons of money , i’m deathly certain when Episode VII: The Attack of the Mystery Box comes out it will make tons of money. Even the re-release of this film was a modest success, given that what i made was probably mostly pure profit as the cost of making the film was already spent.

If everyone hates this series and lucas so bad At least show you are sincere in your feelings.

its either that or this whole “i hate star wars and lucas he destroyed my life and my childhood” is just a very vocal and very spiteful minority.